are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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