So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
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You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
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We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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