new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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