This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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