i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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