using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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