I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I spent most of the stoned conversation with my dad proving to him that the Newfoundland is an actual dog and NOT a Snuffaluffagus-esque figment of my stoned imagination, while laughing over the fact there is actually a place caller Dildo, Canada. Have YOU taken time to be a good dad today?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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