I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
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Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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