so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Randomize
