Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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