just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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