And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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