physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
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Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
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I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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