Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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