After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
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surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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