they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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