I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
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I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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