drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
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