I'm jealous of your bromance
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
tell me about the eggs
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