he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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