Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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