Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
the only evidence i have from this weekend existing is a title page for a novel i tried writing called "the oyster who gave up drinking"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
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