if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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