Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
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Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
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It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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