It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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