she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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