I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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