Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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