fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
okay pat passed out under dana's car
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
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What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
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So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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