It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
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Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
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Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
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I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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