At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
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This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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