all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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