In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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