I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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