I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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