i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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