from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Two words: blizzard sex
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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