i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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