i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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