But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Acid is not a monday night drug
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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