Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I'm passing your future prison.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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