You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
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in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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