please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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