I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
it glows. i had to have it.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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