i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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