You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
I want her autograph on my taint
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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