i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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