The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
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