Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
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Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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