What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost