She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it