There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.