they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
i would punch a child for taco bell
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
its liver damage thursday
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