something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
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I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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