Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
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Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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