Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
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By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
You're like the curious george of whores
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But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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