8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
It's Friday. Sex?
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I love you.
Bad choice
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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