yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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