i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
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He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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