Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
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